These hilarious pens each come with six different punchlines. Just click the top of the pen to view one saying after the other.
PN665
$4.00
Happy Birthday Click Pen
You know your over the hill when...
Click 1-You forget what you were saying
Click 2-Nap time is your happy hour
Click 3-You drink Prune Juice
Click 4-You Repeat Yourself
Click 5-You dye your gray
Click 6-You and your teeth don't sleep together
PN671
$4.00
You know you're stoned...
Click 1-when 4:20 is your favorite time of day
Click 2-when you...um...uh..I forget
Click 3-when a friend with weed is a friend indeed
Click 4-when you're a full fledged membet of The Stoner Union Local 4:20
Click 5-when "freshly baked" has nothing to do with cooking
PN672
$4.00
You know you love sex when…
Click 1-when you go from 0 to horny in 3.5 seconds
Click 2-when you scream out your own name in bed
Click 3-when (porno star in training) is carved into your bedroom door
Click 4-When you're so good even the neighbors need a cigarette
Click 5-When you're so good even the neighbors need a cigarette
Click 6-when you don't di
PN673
$4.00
The Wet Fart: YOu wiggle to feel if you cheeks are wet. Almost always followed by skid marks The Slent Seeker: Most common fart. You usually blame someone else The Vapor choke: The deadliest. Your marriage, job and friend's loyalties can be threatened
PN674
$4.00
You know you love beer... when getting f*ked up is your hobby when you realize, 24 beers in a case, 24 hours in a day. Coincidence? when you wake up with CRS, Cant Remember Shit when to you it's not a six-it's a suport group when it's the reason yo
PN675
$4.00
You know you're a bitch when… when it feels so f#@kin good. when you don't get PMS but you're still Bitchy. when men made you this way when it means Being In Total Control of Him when men stop being dicks you'll stop being a Bitch
PN695
$4.00
YOU KNOW YOU'RE A PIMP WHEN...
"You own a Purple Leisure Suit"
"You have fuzzy dice hanging from your Pimp Mobile Mirror"
"You're someone's Mack Daddy"
"Your buisness card says "Pimp Daddy"
"Your car is a "74" Caddy with Zebra Trim"
"You control a Ho's Mind and Body"
PN696
$4.00
YOU KNOW YOU A PRINCESS WHEN...
"You sleep in a Tiara"
"It's all about YOU-YOU-YOU"
"People hate you because your Beautiful"
"You're the center of the Universe"
"You keep boys as Pets"
"You take off your Crown only to Wash your Hair"
