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Bottle Opener Keyrings

Kalan's Bottle Opener Key Rings offer the hilarity of all of Kalan's Key Rings, with the utility of a metal bottle opener.
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KB204
KB204 $4.50

I'll Be Sober Tomorrow But You'll Be Ugly For The Rest Of Your Life

   
KB205
KB205 $4.50

I'm Trying To Graduate With A 4.0 Blood Alcohol Level

   
KB206
KB206 $4.50

24 Hours In A Day, 24 Beers In A Case, Coincidence? I Think Not.

   
KB208
KB208 $4.50

Don't Drink And Drive You Might Hit A Bump And Spill It

   
KB210
KB210 $4.50

Ashes To Ashes Dust To Dust Life Is Short So Party We Must

   
KB225
KB225 $4.50

Smile It's The Second Best Thing You Can Do With Your Lips

   
KB239
KB239 $4.50

I Only Look Sweet And Innocent

   
KB244
KB244 $4.50

I'm Trying To See Things From Your Point Of View But I Can't Get My Head That Far Up My Ass

   
KB248
KB248 $4.50

Heaven Doesn't Want Me And Hell Is Afraid I'll Take Over

   
KB249
KB249 $4.50

I Support The Three Basic Food Groups

   
KB255
KB255 $4.50

How Can I Be So Thirsty This Morning When I Drank So Much Last Night?

   
KB303
KB303 $4.50

This Is My Happiness Opener

   
KB306
KB306 $4.50

Life's A Bitch And So Am I

   
KB312
KB312 $4.50

Trucker Girl

   
KB325
KB325 $4.50

Heaven where you have beautiful women and barrels of beer. Hell where you discover that the barrels have holes but the women don't!

   
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